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This category contains posts I wrote under the name of “anti-blog” prior to migrating the site to WordPress. If we are all exceptionally lucky, the post you’re reading may even approximate a prototypical blog post of the early 2000s, containing several random (usually unrelated) links and maybe a sentence or two on each. At various times, I have written “anti-blog” and “blog” rationales, but fuck it—I’m going back to my roots.

12/14/01, 1:26 am

I must be nuts being up this late. I have to get up early to take the bus to St. Paul. Friday is the final day of the decidedly mediocre Minnesota Information Technology Symposium.

However, I did get something up at gohlke.net. Not much, but it’s a start.

The big plan (no relation to Gov. Ventura’s Big Plan): use gohlke.net for professional communication [portfolio, resume, clients, etc.] and gohlkusmaximus.com for personal communication [anti-blog, writings, personal projects, experiments]. (That plan doesn’t make the top-level domains make sense, but whatever.)

“To do” list, December 2001

  • Actually update this site at least once a week, with thoughtful and well-edited entries
  • Finish learning PHP (currently on Chapter 7 of PHP Bible), then find some way to apply it to this site
  • Start working on Old St. Anthony site again
  • Finish telling my friends about this site, which means….
  • Get back in touch with the friends I’ve scandalously ignored for the last two years (if they still care….)
  • Finish redesigning the MN DNR site, by the middle of next month (luckily, a full-time pursuit)
  • Write to Zeldman proposing an article for A List Apart about the MN DNR redesign
  • Continue working on an actually exciting new freelance project for disseminating information about political candidates
  • Next paycheck, get a Y membership (just $49/month for access to 18 YMCAs metro-wide!)
  • Get a guitar and learn to play it
  • Redesign this site (not the highest priority, to be sure)
  • Work on inexpensive but extremely personal and thoughtful (but not intensely time-consuming) gifts for those to whom I am closest, by the giving of which I may guiltlessly enjoy this upcoming Christmas season (but if all else fails, give The Nation)

“We are going forward with this important cleanup”

Um, is anyone else suspicious that the administration’s order to GE to dredge PCBs out of the Hudson River might be a ploy to get Superfund overturned in the Supreme Court? I mean:

The Bush administration ordered tons of PCBs
removed from New York’s upper Hudson River, which set in motion
Tuesday one of the largest dredging operations in the nation’s
history.

… “We are going forward with this important cleanup,” EPA
Administrator Christie Whitman said.

… The federal Superfund law, under which the dredging is being ordered, is largely immune to lawsuits. However, GE has filed a lawsuit in U.S. District Court challenging the constitutionality of the Superfund law itself.

It seems likely somehow, but maybe I’m just paranoid.

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Also, I’m a bit tardy, but it’s a huge bummer George Harrison died.

that’s it?

That’s IT? The most disappointing aspect is that IT’s top speed is 17 miles per hour. (Hmm, the New York Times says its top speed is only 12 mph.) So… much… hype… here’s a TIME magazine graphic as well. Actually, it’s kind of nice that maybe someday soon we’ll be moving away from gasoline-powered internal combustion engines. Fine with me.

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Speaking of Deans: There’s nothing disappointing about Dean Allen’s A List Apart article. (Read it if any of your tasks include visual communication.) He’s right: The primary purpose of design is to communicate. I’ll be thinking about that when I redesign this site (coming soon?).

Of course, when my writing is as lazy as it’s been, I feel like a bit of a hypocrite linking to a Dean Allen article. Do as I say, not as I do.)

“for the love of god, just play!”

In two days, it will have been one year since I wrote my first anti-blog entry. I think it’s been good for me. And I’ve already got the bug to redesign (this design is only 9 months old).

Turns out I’ve written 71 entries in a year. That’s once every 5 days, on average… not too shabby, but not too great either. I can do better.

Sloan-fest: It did rock. Here’s some stuff (slightly edited) I originally wrote on the Official Sloan Message Board:

Overall I had a great time at both shows. The Sloan lads were really impressed, I think, with the Cleveland audience, even though they complimented the Detroit crowd more. Murphy seemed at least somewhat affected that the crowd was audibly singing along to everything including the new stuff. The band was definitely in a great mood and played excellently. The Detroit show wasn’t quite as good, but it was still… good.

That part of downtown Detroit, though… sheesh. I hope there are better areas of Detroit than that. It’s worse than most parts of Minneapolis, St. Paul, Milwaukee, Madison, Chicago, New York, Columbus, Cleveland, Sarasota, San Francisco, or Santa Cruz that I’ve ever walked around in. It compares unfavorably with Tampa and Oakland as well, though I have little experience with those two cities (like a day or two). I define “worse” as

  1. looking more economically depressed and
  2. looking less aesthetically pleasing.

I must admit there was some promising development in that area (Comerica Park, a couple theaters and restaurants), but it sure has a long way to go.

I was really impressed with Cleveland, in contrast, and we walked from the venue to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame (a little over a mile). I would HIGHLY recommend a trip to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame to anyone who can get to Cleveland. Try to go before the end of 2001, because that’s when they’re taking down the incredibly moving John Lennon exhibit.

Okay, from here on it’s fairly Sloan-oriented, but still a good read. Skip to the rest of today’s entry if you really don’t care.

In Cleveland, Sloan came out planning to play the same setlist as the night before (a slight disappointment) but changed a couple things after polling the crowd (“who’s here from the Detroit show last night?” got a roar from at least half the crowd, conservatively).

The best thing about the club (Peabody’s Downunder, whatever) was the superior sound quality. The mix was perfect, I thought. (For example, It’s In Your Eyes sounded really good as a loud rocker there, and it just sounded messed up in Detroit.)

Otherwise, Peabody’s was a joke. The tickets and the sign posted in the window said that showtime was at 7pm. They didn’t even let us in until 8 or 8:30 because they had to put up 100,000 Guinness signs. They definitely could have sold more beverages had they let us in, the morons. I purposely didn’t buy anything there because they left us out in the cold (okay, it wasn’t that cold, but there was a lake effect). Plus between the bands, twice, some tool producer of a radio show in Cleveland came out and plugged Guinness annoyingly.

The club makes a laughable attempt to “categorize” the bands that perform there on the oversized calendar hanging in their window. Listed for Saturday: “Sloan / Emo Rock”. Since Sloan is obviously not “emo”, we diehards outside speculated that some band or person named Emo Rock might be opening. Then we saw the poster: “Ultimate Fakebook WITH Sloan November 17th.” with the fakes’ web address at the bottom. Uh, yeah, whatever. The club also has such useful and distinct categories as “Hard Rockin’ Rock” and “Extreme Hard Rock.” Credible as hell.

Unbeknownst to us, three bands were playing. The first band, “Sad Davie,” was actually pretty good, I thought. [Were they emo? Someone who knows, tell me.] Amusingly, the members of that band were the people we annoyed (?) through the window by holding up notes asking what was on one of their shirts that was partially obscured by a jacket (disappointingly, “Life is too short to drink cheap wine”) and offering the lead guitarist (we didn’t know) a piece of gum to let us in. He then pantomimed some other things he’d rather have (I swear that one of them was shampoo).

Okay, then Ultimate Flakebook played the exact same stuff as the night before the exact same way, with plenty of flashing of monotonous devil signs. They’re okay but fairly bland. They did sound better than the night before, which was encouraging.

Chris and Patrick [two members of Sloan] attempted to make a joke (that fell flat) about the guy who was wearing the shirt that said “at least I’m still cool to one girl” [a Sloan lyric]. It’s not really worth explaining. I pleaded, “just play the song!” Chris saw me and echoed my gesture, saying “for the love of god, just play!” It was funny at the time.

Anyway, it was a great show. I asked Chris after the show if they were coming to Minneapolis, and he said, “not this time, but in the new year.” Hope that’s January-March, not November-December….

Apparently Will’s friend Penny had an even better experience at the New York City Sloan show. He says she was the one that got picked to go up on stage and play Chris’ bass during their song Underwhelmed (a Sloan tradition). And, unlike anyone I’ve seen up there, she actually PLAYED it. Apparently the band wants to keep in touch with her. Wow. [Photos below courtesy of a friend of a friend of a friend.]

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This site blows me away: The All Music Guide. It makes connections between… well, between pretty much every band that’s put out any music in the last, oh, century. It’s part of the All Media Guide, which apparently tracks games and movies as well. It’s completely amazing. Just put in a band you like and get more information and more leads for more good music than you can even imagine listening to.

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I should find out by the end of tomorrow whether we MAPErs approved our contract or not….

Twins killing?

And, oh, yeah, the Twins may be no more. 41 years of history bought for $200 million. I don’t like the stadium that much, but I didn’t want this to happen. Of course, it’s not as if it matters much, but I enjoy going to a baseball game from time to time. Unlike most fair-weather Minnesota fans, I’ll go even if they’re losing, because it’s the game I enjoy.

back to the grind

Hello? Is this thing on? Cool, yeah, good. It’s, uh, it’s Jason. Remember me? Yeah. Hi. How’s it going?

Well, okay, let’s see. As I mentioned, the strike is over. I’ve been back at work (which has basically been normal) for the last three weeks. The contract is expected to be approved by the membership, but the Republican-“led” House may hold it up because of same-sex domestic partner benefits. Bigots.

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In happier news, I’m heading off to Columbus, Detroit, and Cleveland at the end of next week for an awesome Sloan-fest with Will. We’ve got tickets to see them in Detroit on Friday 11/15 and in Cleveland Saturday 11/16. It promises to kick ass. In Sloan’s words, “Are you one of the ones who went and gave up on rock and roll?” Nope, not me.

Typical: I have this friend in Detroit (Cheryl), whom I’ve seen once since college (geez!). I figured, hey, it’d be a great idea if I invite her to the concert and, heck, see if Will and I can crash at her place. No such luck—the one weekend I’m going to be there, she’s going to be in Madison for the UM-UW football game. Ah well. Typical. Oh, and yeah, she likes Sloan. (Sloan is one of the bigger bands in Canada but barely gets any airplay in the US, which is fine with me. Detroit, being so close to Canada, of course, gets a bit more cultural crossover than does the rest of the US—hence Cheryl’s familiarity with, and moderate preference for, said awesome band Sloan. Actually, she wrote, “Sloan rocks.”)

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Exactly 2 years ago, I spent my first night as a resident of Minneapolis. Where will I be a year from now? I don’t have any idea.

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Today I was chatting with Nick over MSN Messenger (bleah—he prefers it—though I do like the extra weird dingbats [send the string “(D)” while using it, for example] and the fact that it can tell when the person you’re talking to is typing a message), and discovered that Nick has become some sort of Zen master. He claimed not to realize that he was, but of course he would.

The incontrovertible proof?

what’s changed?

Yesterday’s rally.

Negotiations start today at 1 pm.

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One month today since the terrorist attacks. What’s changed? What’s the same?

Universe “could condense into jelly”

A friend sent me this chilling cautionary article.

But none of this really matters if this happens.

Great, now I have something even less likely and more catastrophic to worry about.

“Yeah, so are all the yuppies.”

Thought I’d check in.

Took my first yoga class yesterday. Nick accused me of being a yuppie because of that. I said I was doing it for my health, and he replied, “Yeah, so are all the yuppies.”

The shock is gradually wearing off, I think, as routines return. I actually think the government’s response so far to the terrorist attacks has been pretty appropriate. My worries—which actually are many—include my fear that the U.S. might get mired in some kind of endless struggle, or one that has the potential to escalate into, oh, I don’t know, “mutual assured destruction.” Not to mention my worry that they might take away too many of our individual rights—our freedoms—along the way. I mean, “our freedoms” were cited by Bush as one of the reasons the terrorists hate us; so why should we be giving (for example) law enforcement expanded rights to wiretap us? It’s a slippery slope.

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