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photos: september 2004 to august 2005

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Jet's Pizza in Monroe, MI. Great logo.

Jet's Pizza in Monroe, MI. Great logo.

near navy pier, Chicago, IL, Sep 04

near navy pier, Chicago, IL, Sep 04

Near Lake Michigan, Chicago, IL, Sept 04

Near Lake Michigan, Chicago, IL, Sept 04

Chicago skyline reflected in a giant silver bean

Chicago skyline reflected in a giant silver bean

in berkeley, along Gilman near the tracks west of San Pablo

in berkeley, along Gilman near the tracks west of San Pablo

Taqueria Farolito is number one! These burritos are so packed they stand up by themselves! And they taste amazing.

Taqueria Farolito is number one! These burritos are so packed they stand up by themselves! And they taste amazing.

Eric documents my work on our collaborative "guerilla marketing" project that shall remain nameless.

Eric documents my work on our collaborative "guerilla marketing" project that shall remain nameless.

didn't have to wait in line for a picture of me with Rickey Henderson.

didn't have to wait in line for a picture of me with Rickey Henderson.

Rico looking positively beatific.

Rico looking positively beatific.

Mom & I - timer photo op on Treasure Island (intentionally off-center)

Mom & I - timer photo op on Treasure Island (intentionally off-center)

mom at Muir Beach

mom at Muir Beach

mom & I in San Francisco

mom & I in San Francisco

MUNI bus, San Francisco

MUNI bus, San Francisco

ducks on lake merritt

ducks on lake merritt

watching you

watching you

somewhere between SF and Santa Cruz

somewhere between SF and Santa Cruz

um, hi.

um, hi.

This stamp of a superhero polar bear made a brief appearance on the back of my hand. I don't remember the venue or the event, unfortunately.

This stamp of a superhero polar bear made a brief appearance on the back of my hand. I don't remember the venue or the event, unfortunately.

even organic mac & cheese cheese comes in a packet

even organic mac & cheese cheese comes in a packet

LA's finest examining the CA Democratic State Convention agenda

LA's finest examining the CA Democratic State Convention agenda

CA Democratic Party Progressive Caucus organizing meeting in LA before the Democratic State Convention

CA Democratic Party Progressive Caucus organizing meeting in LA before the Democratic State Convention

LaRouche's insane hordes at the LA Convention Center, alongside the Dem Convention

LaRouche's insane hordes at the LA Convention Center, alongside the Dem Convention

Near the house I crashed at in LA

Near the house I crashed at in LA

(L to R) Fellow member of the Democratic State Central Committee from Assembly District 16, Dan Wood; California State Treasurer / Democratic candidate for governor Phil Angelides; finally, your humble servant

(L to R) Fellow member of the Democratic State Central Committee from Assembly District 16, Dan Wood; California State Treasurer / Democratic candidate for governor Phil Angelides; finally, your humble servant

Near the house I crashed at in LA

Near the house I crashed at in LA

Current LA Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa with supporters at CA Dem Convention

Current LA Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa with supporters at CA Dem Convention

Just a sign in or near LA Chinatown

Just a sign in or near LA Chinatown

This is what happens when the Dodgers win

This is what happens when the Dodgers win

Dodger Stadium - gorgeous, but with a terrible sound system

Dodger Stadium - gorgeous, but with a terrible sound system

The Rev. Dr. Chris Gandhi, Ph.D (in Dodger hat) and Eden James, exploring Chavez Ravine

The Rev. Dr. Chris Gandhi, Ph.D (in Dodger hat) and Eden James, exploring Chavez Ravine

no explanation needed: BEST PICTURE EVER.

no explanation needed: BEST PICTURE EVER.

My fellow CLCV staffers taking a well-deserved (and evenly spaced) break from our all-day budget meeting at the Oakland Zoo.

My fellow CLCV staffers taking a well-deserved (and evenly spaced) break from our all-day budget meeting at the Oakland Zoo.

David, Rico, and Michael: rare birds.

David, Rico, and Michael: rare birds.

I think Eric's forgiven me for getting there too late to get a free orange hat. SBC Park, SF

I think Eric's forgiven me for getting there too late to get a free orange hat. SBC Park, SF

Robert "MCNeil" MacNeil in a still from 1986's "The Story of English." Check it out from your local library in VHS format today!

Robert "MCNeil" MacNeil in a still from 1986's "The Story of English." Check it out from your local library in VHS format today!

on a garage door near my apartment. prohibited within what radius?

on a garage door near my apartment. prohibited within what radius?

Eric says these were actually heavy.

Eric says these were actually heavy.

quintessentially millenial.

quintessentially millenial.

Who wins seat on council?!?

Who wins seat on council?!?

What the -- ?!?

What the -- ?!?

The Arc of Reflection, a sculpture by my friend Amy Stabler, which was but is no longer on display in Emeryville, CA

The Arc of Reflection, a sculpture by my friend Amy Stabler, which was but is no longer on display in Emeryville, CA

um, hi.

um, hi.

shot from the amazing movie "City of God" (or from the DVD extra documentary -- can't remember which)

shot from the amazing movie "City of God" (or from the DVD extra documentary -- can't remember which)

Kim and 1 1/2-day old Elias sharing a moment of relaxation on Flag Day

Kim and 1 1/2-day old Elias sharing a moment of relaxation on Flag Day

Dave with son Elias (born 6/13/05) on 6/14/05.

Dave with son Elias (born 6/13/05) on 6/14/05.

Adam and Lin united in civil matrimony, with me as a witness. Oakland, June 17.

Adam and Lin united in civil matrimony, with me as a witness. Oakland, June 17.

The Reverend Doctor Chris Gandhi, Ph.D., gambolling on the lush carpet of grass in the Oakland A's right field.

The Reverend Doctor Chris Gandhi, Ph.D., gambolling on the lush carpet of grass in the Oakland A's right field.

The bullpen home plates behind police tape (July 2nd fireworks, Coliseum, Oakland)

The bullpen home plates behind police tape (July 2nd fireworks, Coliseum, Oakland)

Turned out surprisingly well, didn't it? Oakland Coliseum

Turned out surprisingly well, didn't it? Oakland Coliseum

"ALARM LOOKS LIKE A STROBE. ALARM SOUNDS LIKE A WHOOP." ("Say, what's that strobe, accompanied by a sort of 'whoop'? Do you suppose it's an alarm of some kind?")

"ALARM LOOKS LIKE A STROBE. ALARM SOUNDS LIKE A WHOOP." ("Say, what's that strobe, accompanied by a sort of 'whoop'? Do you suppose it's an alarm of some kind?")

pseudo-artsy shot of a parking lot 4 blocks from my apartment.

pseudo-artsy shot of a parking lot 4 blocks from my apartment.

Dave wearing his going-away present (Elvis glasses in honor of our trivia team name theme).

Dave wearing his going-away present (Elvis glasses in honor of our trivia team name theme).

Nick taking time out from cleaning my apartment

Nick taking time out from cleaning my apartment

Amber loves chips.

Amber loves chips.

"My" cat Suki at the tail end of a custodial visit (Chicago)

"My" cat Suki at the tail end of a custodial visit (Chicago)

Amber in Chicago

Amber in Chicago

I don't know how this phone picture turned out so much like a hazy establishing shot for the Bob Newhart Show, but I like it.

I don't know how this phone picture turned out so much like a hazy establishing shot for the Bob Newhart Show, but I like it.

I always liked reading Royko when I lived in Milwaukee, even though he was a Chicago guy. I should read more Terkel. (Sears Tower observation deck)

I always liked reading Royko when I lived in Milwaukee, even though he was a Chicago guy. I should read more Terkel. (Sears Tower observation deck)

Eric, a cheesehead in spirit if not in fact (Festa Italiana, Milwaukee)

Eric, a cheesehead in spirit if not in fact (Festa Italiana, Milwaukee)

I'm alarmed at the faulty syntax.

I'm alarmed at the faulty syntax.

This car makes me look tall. Festa Italiana, Milwaukee

This car makes me look tall. Festa Italiana, Milwaukee

Loveliest butter pats ever.

Loveliest butter pats ever.

Helfaer Field, a little league/softball field right outside of Miller Park in Milwaukee.

Helfaer Field, a little league/softball field right outside of Miller Park in Milwaukee.

I'm alarmed at the possibility of the need for this sign at all.

I'm alarmed at the possibility of the need for this sign at all.

Worst urinal placement ever. How would you get out if you're the guy in the middle?

Worst urinal placement ever. How would you get out if you're the guy in the middle?

A picture of me in fifth grade in a composite at my mom's house.

A picture of me in fifth grade in a composite at my mom's house.

Brother, mom, stepdad, me - Miller Park

Brother, mom, stepdad, me - Miller Park

My younger brother - Miller Park, Milwaukee

My younger brother - Miller Park, Milwaukee

My younger brother (who wants me to be careful about what I post due to his job) - Miller Park, Milwaukee

My younger brother (who wants me to be careful about what I post due to his job) - Miller Park, Milwaukee

Bernie Brewer's slide, Miller Park, Milwaukee

Bernie Brewer's slide, Miller Park, Milwaukee

On your mark, get set... (Milwaukee's infamous Sausage Race, Miller Park)

On your mark, get set... (Milwaukee's infamous Sausage Race, Miller Park)

Go! (Milwaukee Brewers' Sausage Race)

Go! (Milwaukee Brewers' Sausage Race)

Sausage Race standings (yes, they're serious)

Sausage Race standings (yes, they're serious)

I always miss singing the polka "Roll Out the Barrel" right after "Take Me Out to the Ballgame"

I always miss singing the polka "Roll Out the Barrel" right after "Take Me Out to the Ballgame"

"Roll Out the Barrel" is always sung twice after "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" at Miller Park

"Roll Out the Barrel" is always sung twice after "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" at Miller Park

The ending lyrics to "Roll Out the Barrel"

The ending lyrics to "Roll Out the Barrel"

On the second singing, my favorite inexplicable rhyme for "barrel." They used to simply spell it "tararrel."

On the second singing, my favorite inexplicable rhyme for "barrel." They used to simply spell it "tararrel."

     

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