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1/27/10 Censuszeit!

Fill out your Census form. That would be ausgezeichnet.

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1/22/10 Refill only with Kikkoman

An hilarious story about soy sauce.

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What is wrong with Amazon.com?

Amazon.com comes up with some silly “payphrases.” What happened to simple passwords?

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6/28/09 Birthday observations

You may or may not be aware that some of the hippie types in Northern California are not fans of common expressions that involve cruelty to animals. The most common expression I’ve heard transformed since moving to the charming little enclave known as the Bay is “to kill two birds with one stone.”
Not cool, not [...]

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5/14/09 *Who’s* following me?

Governor Schwarzenegger? Seriously? (Why?)

Hi, Jason L. Gohlke.

Gov. Schwarzenegger (Schwarzenegger) is now following your updates on Twitter.

A little information about Gov. Schwarzenegger:

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3/18/09 Quotable me

Me, today: “It’s hard to say ‘Kafka’ with chips in your mouth.”

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Filed under Amusing (if only to me), Fluff on March 18, 2009, 'Quotable me' has comments numbering merely 0.
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2/20/09 How to put words on signs

atom.smasher.org + says-it.com = we’re doomed

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